The Attack parties were good fun. So I made a mixtape for all you guys, to say thanks, share some good tunes and hopefully spark some fun memories (I know I did while making it).

Feel free to share, blog about or play this mix at absurdly high levels out of your car stereo.

Retrospective Attack

Tracklisting:
1. Fresh by Daft Punk
2. Mr Wobble by L-Vis 1990
3. African Chant by Scottie B and King Tut (Top Billin remix)
4. Rythym by Renaissance Man
5. Downstream by Three Fingers (Teen Wolf remix)
6. Show Me Love by Steve Angello feat. Robin S (Afrojack remix)
7. Shake it Down by A-Trak and Laidback Luke
8. Mindreamer by Leisurewear
9. Juke Dat Girl by DJ Gant Man (original plus Nadastrom remix)
10. Trouble is a Friend by Lenka and Nadastrom (Sharkslayer ‘Nassau’ edit)
11. Raven by Proxy (Crookers remix)
12. Mad Again by South Rakkas Crew (Jokers of the Scene Trancehall remix)
13. The Change Up by Rob Threezy
14. The Chase by Rob Threezy
15. Runnin Away by Tittsworth

As for the new name, House Atreides is my new DJ/production project. Stay tuned for original songs, remixes, mixtapes, fun times.

This summer was most definitely 2 Live.

After a terribly cold and rainy couple of days, today is hot and sunny as the gods smile down upon us to have this toga party. This week’s post for Hercules Attack (Wednesday June 3 at Van Gogh’s) is an ode to the summer to be. These songs pretty much scream summer.

You guys can just copy paste these names into hype machine. I didn’t have time to upload them this time and they’re all easily searchable, I checked.

For the day:

Dr. Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band – Sunshowers (Rico Uno & Kutcorners Drum Edit)

Frankie Valli – Beggin’ (Pilooski remix)

The Juan MacLean – One Day

Chemical Brothers – Life is Sweet (Daft Punk remix)

Jak-Z & Scott Cooper – Move Ya (HiJack remix)

Cut Copy – Far Away (Hercules and Love Affair remix)

Sebastien Tellier – Roche (Breakbot remix)

For the night:

The Juan MacLean – One Day (Surkin remix)

Major Lazer – Pon de Floor How I Like It (BeatauCue remix)

La Roux – Bulletproof  (Foamo’s dubstep remix)

Radioclit – Secousse (Paul Devro remix)

DJ Mujava – Township Funk (Diplo remix)

Project Bassline – Drop The Pressure (Jack Beats Remix)

See you guys tonight!

Always remember to keep hydrated

Tonight is Zombie Attack. I hope to see all yall $$ggas out tonight! I’m getting my pregame on, making chili with Paul (who will be DJing with me and Mr. Tron next week at Twister Attack!), listening to the soon to be hotness of tonight’s festivities.

UPDATE: A glass lid sitting on one of the burners just exploded in our kitchen! I hope I don’t eat glass…

First off is an Aaron LaCrate and Debonair Samir’s remix of Madonna’s Miles Away. This is pure fire at the 1:16 mark:

Miles Away – Madonna (Aaron LaCrate and Debonair Samir remix)

Toronto DJ duo Mansion is blowing up right now. I love their remix of Bounce:

Bounce – MSTRKRFT (Mansion remix)

Bird Peterson is a name you should all get familiar with:

Jump Off – Wu Tang Clan (Bird Peterson remix)

The Teenagers are BACK in form. Their new Au Revoir Simone remix is dope:

Shadows – Au Revoir Simone (The Teenagers remix)

Minimal is a little too boring sparse for my 5-year old sensibilities. Thankfully, this remix adds so many layers (like Rachel’s delicious ground beef, strawberry jam, cream and chocolate cake on Friends) it just sounds like regular old house music:

Keep It Real -  HiJack ( Oliver$ remix)

Finally, some good dubstep:

Eurovision – Zombie Disco Squad (Boog A Loo Crew remix)

One more thing, this is an old mashup I did but fitting for tonight’s theme:

The Cheese is Amazing – Kanye vs Deadmau5 mashup

See you guys tonight!

Facebook invite

Really feeling this mix right now. It sounds like an amazing dance night at some South African dive bar in a township in Jo’Burg where everyone is bumping and grinding and beers cost 50 cents.

H.I.V.I.P. Devil House Mafias 2 by Spoek Mathambo

TRACKLIST
SLUSH PUPPY KIDS – WE THE BEST
DJ MUJAVA – PHELINDABA
BANANA CLIPZ – PUSH AM (LEFT, RIGHT)
BAKSTINA – DASHBOARD LOVE
EASTWEST – PSCHADELIC DISCO
THE EXTRA T’S – FLASH BOOGIE
**MURKZ – PLEASE DON’T STOP THE MUSIC
T2 – HEARTBROKEN (NASTIBOI RMX)
ACSLATER – HELLO (MOLEKE MBEMBE REMIX)
DJ SPYRO – SPYRO SPESH
DJ MURKZ – WWOW DUTTY
MOLEKE MBEMBE – HESLOSTCONTROL
BUJO MUJO – ??
DJ MUJAVA – DIPALA TSATWANE
SPIKIRI THE KING DON FATHER- UNIQUE
CHIEF BOIMA – COUPE LIKE ME BABY
SHAKKA ROXX – SHATEH
SLUSH PUPPY KIDS – TOO HIGH
DJ MUJAVA – TSWARA TSWARA
DJ TAKALANI’S HOUSE MAGIC – DONOSA
SIBOT – CHISA
YUKSEK – EXTRABALL (MOLEKE MBEMBE REMIX)
SOLID GROOVE – THIS IS SICK
THUNDERHEIST – FREDDIE
PLAYDOE – ICE CREAM

Kanye never stops. He can’t stop. He won’t stop. Uh Uh. He recorded Stay Up [Viagra] with New York hip hop artist 88 Keys.

Watch it in high quality HERE.

What is he taking pictures of? The moon?

This man has the world’s tiniest penis.

This picture was taken from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.

Kari Ferell, The Hipster Grifter (aka Korean Abdul Jabar), is a scam artist that is setting the New York blogosphere on fire. She conned Vice Magazine into giving her a job (which she used to get free tix, bar tabs and restaurant reservations), and got into a whole bunch of other shenanigans. New York Observer has a great article detailing her trek:

“It’s likely that when Kari Ferrell walked into the Vice magazine offices in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, last month to interview for an administrative assistant job, they thought they’d hit the jackpot. Ms. Ferrell—petite, 22 years old, of Korean heritage—had a huge tattoo of a phoenix across her chest and a cute pixie haircut. She was talkative, funny, charming, adorable. She had a tattoo on her back that read “I Love Beards.”

Read her story here.

Like a true serial thriller, the web is getting peppered with various accounts of encouters with the Hipster Grifter, they’re all great reads. Here’s a couple.

Pirates on Craigslist:

“Being new to New York, I decided to post a personals ad on Craigslist pretending to be an unemployed pirate looking for a three-eyed hipster girl (glasses plus eye patch = three eyes) [read the ad here - Tim]. I wrote it with a mixture of sincerity and ludicrousness, with the secret hope that someone interesting and attractive might actually come across it and respond.

Read more at invertedsoapbox

On and off lung cancer:

“I knew Kari. I met her at the same party where she made the mini sex cops video. She and I were both friends with Josh Heller, the maker of the video. I saw her again a couple days later and mentioned that I was looking for work. She told me there was an opening where she worked at Goldenvoice and that she could get me an interview. I hung out with her a few times as I waited for the interview. She told me about the cancer, and an ex boyfriend, stabbing her. One time she called me saying she was coughing blood and I said I would take her to the hospital. When I got to her house she showed me a bloody napkin. I took her to Bellvue where she told them she had cancer and was in a lot o pain. They admited her and I visited her the next day. A doctor came in and said they couldn’t find anything wrong with her, they didn’t check for cancer, they just believed what she told them.

Read more at Free Williamsburg

Kari Ferrell writes to a well wisher:

“Yes, I made mistakes and yes, I hurt people who cared for me (and vice versa). However, I have made amends with most of those individuals, and have attempted to rectify my poor decisions by paying them back. I know that it is neither here nor there, but what the article didn’t mention is that I haven’t done anything of that nature for years. I understand that that, in no way, justifies what I did … but I definitely recognize that what I did was really REALLY shitty, and like to think that I have learned from my mistakes.

Read the whole thing at New York Observer

Time to make some money off the internet!